HTML - Gooner Professor [v0.1] [Gooner Professor]

Here's my experience with this exquisite piece of art:

2 GB download for version 0.1. The reason: The videos are in 1080p. 20 second clip -> 170 MB. Not necessary as they're not displayed in fullscreen mode. After extracting the archive, the media folders are hidden. Just... why?

I open the HTML file. There's a red rectangle. No text, nothing. I click ENTER until I arrive in some kind of house. A video starts to play. With sound. I have to scroll down to mute it. The image sizes are all over the place. Nothing is where it's supposed to be. The buttons sometimes require multiple clicks to function.
Okay, now what? You can go to different locations like "kitchen" or "bathroom". You also can leave the house to explore an empty city. I somehow make it outside to meet a guy called Jamal. He talks at me. Stuff happens.
If you go back to your place, you can "open" the PC. Then you get sucked into a Sugarcube black hole, but luckily, the back button hasn't been hidden behind a paywall yet, so you can return to the real world.
To progress, you have to return to the city, because there's a "photoshot". You can't work, because work hasn't been invented yet. But hey, there's another button! "Go to a diferent city". Maybe life's better there! But no. "The section you’ve been eagerly anticipating is still under development!!!", the game tells me. "You'll be able to explore diverse places, see and meet girls with big boobs and juicy ass and learn about new cultures", it says. I think I'll pass.

The next day, I make it back to the city (after clicking some buttons 5 times) to meet with Jamal again. I have to "pay to see your daugter post". I pay to see your daugter post. Then I see your daugter post. It's a video, but it's bigger than the passage container.

That's when I stopped playing. This is NOT ready to be released. It's also coded in an almost esoteric way. Event chains are long lists of if/elseif statements.

Then there's stuff like this:

There actually IS content in this game, I checked. Most of it is hidden behind random dice rolls. But to access it, you have to play the game. And that's a problem.

It's obvious that this game is the dev's first project, and honestly, it's cool that he had the courage to go public. But he shouldn't have done that. The game simply isn't ready in any shape or form.

Honest to god, this game is a mess, nothing is formatted in a pleasing way, this shouldnt even be considered pre alpha. It looks like someone asked ChatGPT to make an Game and made it even worse.

The code is terrible, no standards are kept, im not entirelly sure how that happened but basically the entire game is if else statements to check days and other values, now this is ok for some thing like tracking attraction from characters, but not for every aspect.

Button change styles sometimes without any reason, nothing is visually coherent, images are too big, videos get played as soon as they are loaded, generally no sense of style at all. The Characters name also always changes between the name of the person he is talking to and the placeholder "name".

This game is just so cluttered and hard to navigate that it actually distracts from what is going on.

Honest to good, in my oppinion, this is just a cashgrab, the game is a serious mess but you can already pay 50$ on patreon for a 1 on 1 call with the "devteam". My Guy, you and ChatGPT are not a team, you are enemies.

I know the rules state we shouldnt talk about the dev, but i think its a fair point to talk about the price of the game, i know ironic as we are on a piracy site, but again, just my oppinion.

Still, here are some ideas i have to make it better:
- Use the sidebar, stick to the left one, add a button to open a phone or map, and use navigation for that.
- The pics for some locations are to large, make it a banner logo on top of the page and put the buttons for navigating under it, persons you can interact with should be a portrait you can click on.
- I think its possible to start videos only when they come into view of the display, otherwise just let the user manually start them.
- Unhide the folders, if you dont trust the user, why should the user trust you?
- Honest to god, just throw away the 50$ option on your patreon, sorry to burst you bubble, but nobody wants to talk to anyone in person about porn games, also it makes the whole thing look ridiculous and like a scam.

Those are all the ideas from the top of my head.

TLDR: Its terrible, not even worth calling it 0.1, but "devteam" already asking up to 50$/month on patreon. Fix this shit and maybe i'll try it in a few versions again, should it be better, i'll update my review to reflect my future oppinion.